I've been watching videos again. Thank you, YouTube! :-P

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This one that retromorphosis posted earlier is REALLY cool. I'm such a math nut, I've been drawing lines and testing this out all day! :-P It works!

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Boobs. 'Nuff said. :-P

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This one is really terrible quality-wise, but I don't care... Curb Your Enthusiasm is coming back soon! And Larry somehow ( Read more... )

I don't know how they got a camera inside of my head, but they did.


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It's Easter, and Heather and I decided to dye some eggs last night. There are only so many patterns you can make with that "magic" wax crayon before you get bored. So, naturally, we started making X-rated eggs. :-P

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I'm feeling much better now, thankfully. I think it was just something I ate. Last night I went over to the Florida State campus for my brother Chris's ring ceremony. Aside from the INSANE traffic, the event was pretty cool. Each student got to come up on stage, collect their ring, and then get their picture taken with FSU president T.K. Wetherell ( Read more... )

This is hilarious, and needs to be shown to all the men working in my office building! But why stop there? I say, copies of this should be distributed by the hospital (free of charge, of course) whenever a male child is born! :-P

Why have I not heard of Gemma Atkinson before today? She's absolutely stunning... And British. I would love to hear the accent (for some reason, women with accents are a big turn-on for me), but I don't think we get this "Hollyoaks" series here in the states. What a shame!


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The Florida State cowgirls have hit Maxim magazine, and they're already rated #1 under Maxim's "Top Girls." A spread in Playboy will follow next month. Wow... It seems like only yesterday that I posted their pictures from the Miami-FSU game and joked with metri8 about hooking up with them. Think I still have a chance...? ;-)

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Message board post from the cowgirls:

We're leavin today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry guys.. I needed to sing.. I am so stoked.. never been to NYC.. and never for anything THIS cool...
Fabi has never seen snow!!..
And Chrystal has never done a modeling shoot..
This is gonna be so much fun!!!!!!!!!!

Go for it, dude. ;-)

Sweet! I just bought The Ultimate Die Hard Collection for ten bucks! I think it's in the Guy Handbook that every man should own these movies. Let me check... Yep, right here on page 441, right after the "calling shotgun rule."

Guy Rule 865: Calling Shotgun - When calling shotgun it is important that all male contestants realize that the car must ( Read more... )